Welcome to the Renaissance and the outrageous, crowd-pleasing musical farce, Something Rotten!. Created by Grammy Award-winning songwriter Wayne Kirkpatrick, and successful screenwriters Karey Kirkpatrick and John O’Farrell, Something Rotten was lauded by audience members and critics alike, receiving several Best Musical nominations and hailed by Time Out New York as "the funniest musical comedy in at least 400 years".
Set in the 1590s, brothers Nick and Nigel Bottom are desperate to write a hit play but are stuck in the shadow of that Renaissance rock star known as "The Bard." When a local soothsayer foretells that the future of theatre involves singing, dancing and acting at the same time, Nick and Nigel set out to write the world’s very first musical. But amidst the scandalous excitement of opening night, the Bottom Brothers realize that reaching the top means being true to thine own self, and all that jazz.
SOMETHING ROTTEN! will be performed with a live audience by the award-winning performing arts department of St. Joseph Regional HS. St. Joe’s will be the first high school in the North East and one of the first schools ever to produce SOMETHING ROTTEN! Nominated for eight Drama Desk Awards, nine Tony Awards, and eleven Outer Critics Awards SOMETHING ROTTEN! ran to sold-out audiences on Broadway for three years and then had a successful national tour. In accordance with NJ COVID Guidelines, audience size will be limited to 150 people wearing mask and seated socially distant from other groups. The cast is made up of talented high school students, boys from St. Joe’s, and girls from schools throughout the tri-state area. Performance dates are May 7th (7 PM), 8th (2&7PM), 9th (3 PM), 12th (7 PM), 13th (4 PM) and 14th* (7 PM) and 15th (2&7PM) in the Inserra Theater on the campus of St. Joe’s HS, 40 Chestnut Ridge Montvale, NJ *At the May 14th performance stars of the Broadway production Tony Nominated John Cariani and Catherine Brunell will speak at the post show reception. May 13th afternoon performance offers Senior Citizens and Students a discounted $10 ticket. Additional viewing of SOMETHING ROTTEN! can be obtained via Video on Demand. Streaming performances that will begin on May 21st.
“Theater skills are skills for life.” These wise words hang over the blackboard of a classroom converted by Saint Joe’s into a performance space for its nationally-recognized, critically-acclaimed, and ever-growing Theater Arts program.
The musicals at Saint Joe’s are widely-known as the best in northern New Jersey, with parts for actors, singers, dancers and stage crew. Talented girls from surrounding high schools join the young men on the stage each year, making plays one of the best ways to make new friends.
Recent SJR productions have included Miss Saigon, Urinetown: the Musical, West Side Story, Curtains and The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee. Our 2018 school musical will be Bright Star. Since 2007, the performing arts program has also included a spring comedy/drama; recent productions have included You Can’t Take It With You, Ordinary People and Neil Simon’s Rumors, which was named Best High School Comedy in New Jersey by the Montclair State High School Theater Awards program.
Our school musicals have earned the Papermill Playhouse Educational Impact Award a record six times, and our 2008 production of West Side Story earned national recognition as a USA Today High School Showstopper, one of only five high school musicals to be so named. Our 2015 musical, Miss Saigon, earned Nick Berninger ’16 the Rising Star Award for Best Actor in a Lead Role from the Papermill Playhouse. In 2017, Christopher Marzulla ’18 was named Best Lead Actor in a Drama by Montclair State for his performance in Ordinary People and in 2018, James Zitelli was named Best Actor in a Comedy for his star turn in Neil Simon’s Rumors. Since the inception of our spring “non-musical”, Saint Joe’s has been nominated as best high school comedy/drama for nine consecutive years, and has won that award four times. Additionally, members of the cast of our shows have appeared on Fox Five’s Good Day New York on several occasions, ushering in new seasons of American Idol with a cappella performances.
In 2018, SJR added the Inserra Theater Rehearsal Studio (which includes a full dance floor, makeup stations and complete property room) to its already outstanding facilities.
Whether it’s Summer Theater Camps for grade school students, private instruction from Broadway performers, or show time for the winter musical and the spring drama, the Inserra Theater at Saint Joe's is always getting ready for its next opening night.
We invite you to learn more about our Performing Arts Program by clicking here.
The Power of Music
Nick Berninger’16 and Rosemary Lambert (Pascack Hills) ‘16
Danny Costello ’17 and the SJR Boys
Brendan Rooney SJR ’13 and Rita Harvey ( Christine)
James Zitelli ’18, Emma Piazza’18 NH
Episode 14Declan Henry’20, Sean Moran’19, Allie Sandt IHA’20, SJR Chorus and Band
John Santino’20 & Serena Brown’18 MCSTVA(dancers), Sarah Becker IHA’20(vocal)
Episode 11Sal Bellomo SJR’13, James Peer SJR’12. Katie Ingrasci IHA’12 Cabaret Knight 4/28/12
Matthew Kougasian’04 SJR 50th Anniversary Perf Arts Concert
Joseph DiPietro ’09 SJR TOMMY ‘09
Chris Cheeseman ’16 - Boston Pops 2018
Nick Berninger ’16 - SJR Fiddler On The Roof 2014 -
Joe McDonald’16 - Go the Distance (HERCULES)
Bill Fitzpatrick’18 – Bridge Over Troubled Waters